Backdoor blumpkin

Cumming in a woman's ass and making another woman eat the cum out of her ass

I just had a threesome and i gave the ugly bitch a backdoor blumpkin

by akblumpkin May 8, 2010

brumpy

bruhm-pee

-adjective, brumpier, brumpiest

1. To be an angry and/or grumpy black man (however not limited to the description of an african-american person)

He gets really brumpy when he hears white people trying to rap.

by Ken Hizzle December 9, 2008

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

blumpshe

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.

My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.

by luke Finn August 1, 2008

Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blumpkin Del Fuego

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, just after eating mexican food

Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!

Josh: how so?

Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!

by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013

blumpkin race

A guy gets his dick sucked while taking a shit. Its a race against the cock to see if he can shit before he cums!

Im bored, you down for a blumpkin race?

by WX_esco April 30, 2014