by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018
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A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
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the threat from being the last one in a group of people going down a dimly lit alley (to be ghost bummed). While you do not actually see anything behind you, ghost bummer may appear from nowhere and 'take' the last person in the aforementioned group. Therefore, it is never good to be last. Also a good motivational technique to make lazy people walk faster to a bar.
by Galact February 3, 2006
Get the ghost bummer mug.A small private school that has it's focus on attempting to be a sports school or a theater/arts school, yet managing to be neither at the same time. It's a place where the rich spoiled K-12 graders go to school for the sole purpose of excluding those who do not wear designer clothes, play sports, or own an iPhone.
by Someone-Who-Knows January 17, 2011
Get the Brimmer and May mug.Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
by suitanun October 23, 2009
Get the Front Bummer mug.When someone you know is completely dedicated to the computer, such as knowing all chatspeak like own/pwn/qwn/j00/n00b etc.
They also get orgasms when new technology comes out. Bremmers are usually on the computer as much as they can.
They also get orgasms when new technology comes out. Bremmers are usually on the computer as much as they can.
Have you been Jake lately?
No, he's been a complete bremmer, he hasn't come out of his room in days.
No, he's been a complete bremmer, he hasn't come out of his room in days.
by BumofBerwick91 September 8, 2008
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1) A derogatory name for a homosexual of either gender. Origin: 1350–1400; Middle English bom, meaning the buttocks
2) A phrase one uses when disappointed
1) A derogatory name for a homosexual of either gender. Origin: 1350–1400; Middle English bom, meaning the buttocks
2) A phrase one uses when disappointed
Guy 1: Dude, what’s with that guy’s mustache, is he a fag?
Guy 2: That word is offensive, you can’t use it anymore!
Guy 1: I can’t say fag anymore? Bummer.
Guy 2: Don’t start calling me names, you butt-pirate
Guy 2: That word is offensive, you can’t use it anymore!
Guy 1: I can’t say fag anymore? Bummer.
Guy 2: Don’t start calling me names, you butt-pirate
by :-|D June 2, 2011
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