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'87 roof top, Bronson

by questernm October 16, 2022
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Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019
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Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.
Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice
by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023
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Bronson

An toxic I’ll-mannered hot tempered anti charismatic individual that randomly starts an argument to people he doesn’t like when they are having a chill day
He was being such a Bronson to Ethan
by OminousGreed November 6, 2021
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Bronson

Bronson is male on male prostitute
by Regae12 October 2, 2023
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Bronson

Strong, Masculine, Stylish, Old School, Powerful, and over all just a good ride! Bronsons are probably the best EBikes on the market.
"That guy's riding a Bronson! Lucky dude, what a nice EBike. Can't wait to get mine!"
by Il Bruto May 13, 2024
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BRONSON

Bronson is a prick he will be ugly and stupid though the prettiest girls will always fall for him he is not intelligent at all
Ugh Bronson failed his test AGAIN
by Cookies for life November 1, 2019
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