Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

by msTsquared March 25, 2016

Shampoo Bottle

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT

Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

Cola Bottle

1 - A delicious form of sweetie.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.

1 - "Yummy! I got some cola bottles!"
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."

by DINOSAURrawr May 18, 2009

bottle pinch

Bottle pinch is a situation that arises when bottles are arranged on a shelf or rack such that the bottles in front slightly overlap potentially causing one to be unintentionally dragged off of the shelf and possibly break.

while in a hurry, Mark grabbed a bottle from the shelf and, due to bottle pinch, the bottles on either side were knocked to the floor and broken.

by nizzlebizzle May 18, 2010

cum bottle

A water bottle or any other kind of closable container that a man cums into. Used to store jizz

Dude, my cum bottle is almost full

by Ausy October 13, 2016

bottle bitch

Kick ass exclamation that can be yelled at any time or any place. Originates from a professional bowler being annoyed at his competitor for continually crinkling a plastic bottle while he tries to bowl and calling that dude a 'bottle bitch'

Bowler #1 (attempting to bowl)

Bowler #2 (excessively crinkling a water bottle)

Bowler #1: (rolls strike despite excessive plastic bottle crinkling) "Take that you bottle bitch!!!"

by W&W June 29, 2011