Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw July 24, 2008

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks August 19, 2015

mossy botch

Another way of saying "messy bitch."

"Did you see Chase at that party last night? He was such a mossy botch."

by AB89 December 15, 2011

Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.

Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection

by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019

fokka you botch

a person who cant say fuk u bitch, they say fokka you botch
(its easier for retards to say)

PERSON 1 : oy cheif can i borrow 50p for a fag?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?

by brapppppppp January 1, 2008