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Bonk is a skiing term meaning cool, awesome, sick, steezy.
Duuuude that blunt grab was BONK!!
bonk by Jebdbaj September 23, 2020
Related Words
bonk bonkers bonky bonkey bonka BONKED bonking Bonko bonkis bonkie
i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk
bonk by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020
Bonk by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020
A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Bonk by psalms86 December 7, 2020
when the bonk patrol fight the horny
1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"
bonk by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021
The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.
The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....
Bonk by cissy_n April 4, 2021