Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

bonerlock

Someone who often soft boils eggs and inserts them into their own Anus. Incubating them for sometime after proceeding to lay such eggs onto a decorative plate for friend and family to eat at functions

I cant wait for Aunties Bonerlocks

by Thermooaf August 10, 2023

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025

bonerzoo

A group or place characterized by an abundance of (hopefully joyful) testosterone. Often described as boisterousness, enthusiastic, silly, and probably annoying.

-That bonerzoo is getting hammered on shots, must be a bachelor party!

-Dating in a mountain town can be a bonerzoo.

-Las Vegas is always a bonerzoo.

by 10:30haikus January 17, 2025

toyota bonerkiller

A Toyota Prius. Well below the commuter standard of a Toyota Corolla, which is tepid in the eyes of most men. A driving experience that is the polar opposite of an unattainable and desirable car.

I see you decided to trade in the BMW M3 for a Toyota Bonerkiller. Good for you…

by Phytosanitary October 2, 2021