Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Boner

When a guys dick is happy

"Man your boner is happy!"

by VastKilla February 6, 2015

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Boner

Erect penis that happens when a male is sexually excited/stimulated. When blood flow rushes to it and causes it to stick up directly!

Kade has got a boner. Look at him!

by loverb0yy April 14, 2021

Boner

A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk

My boner hurts.

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Boner

The erection of a dick or penis

Oh dude, i just got a boner

by XXPurplygamingXX May 26, 2018