Big boned 

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

Big boned by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

All sorts of boned up 

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

All sorts of boned up by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

dazzle boned 

The meaning to take someones or to try and take a friends girlfriend.

Christ, I couldnt believe it last night when Tony dazzle boned Darren

dazzle boned by Harrison Bella Fonte September 6, 2007

birthday boned 

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

birthday boned by Clementilly December 24, 2013

short boned 

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

short boned by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Big Boned 

It's a paradigm obese people use when they don't want to admit or come to accept the fact that they're overweight. It's a term that when fat people use it, they look retarded

Im not fat, I'm just "big boned"

Big Boned by Kevin Shostrom November 25, 2017

Small boned 

Besides meaning being short or overly thin, can also be used to refer to a small penis, a reference to the penis' other name, boner.

A: Whoa! That's some small dick you got there!
B: Dude, I don't have a small penis! I'm just small boned.

Small boned by der fuehrer September 9, 2007