bellendrical

To be as a bellend is

your being bellendrical you bellend!

by Big Worm September 8, 2003

Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009

Billeniums

too long of a time to even be described; TOO DAMN LONG; billeniums

I haven's hung out with my buddy in billeniums

by Marilu-Butters January 3, 2011

Bellend Squad

A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.

Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Heanorboy June 22, 2011

Bolened

To be talked into a purchase you originally had no intention of buying.

I came to the store to buy a CD and the salesman Bolened me into buying 3 new DVDs.

by shoeschrist June 24, 2011