Pumpkin Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.

Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.

by fishman802 September 7, 2013

Bluepill

Someone who chooses to remain ignorant in order to be happy, much like those who chose thye blue pill in The Matrix.

She's using you, man. You gotta stop being such a bluepill.

by otaku42 October 15, 2009

blumpkindred spirit

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.

Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007

Phantom Blumpkin

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

by mschaffer May 9, 2006

solo blumpkin

Masturbating while taking a shit

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015

Ghost Blumpkin

Getting your cock sucked by a ghost or spirit while taking a shit.

Oh my god you scared the shit out of me Ghost Blumpkin!

by BWB-Bookie July 8, 2010

Great White Blumpkin

When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.

I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!

by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009