blonde

Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.

blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u!
me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there

by Candygirl23 December 13, 2008

Blonde

(Alternatively spelled blond) is a hair color that ranges from nearly white to ash blonde, typically the darker the shade, they more common it is. Strawberry blonde is usually a light orange.

Like all hair colors, it is associated with positive and negative stereotypes:
Positive-Blondes are more attractive and fun than other hair colors. This is true for some (Scarlet Johannsen) but does not work for others (ie Angelina Jolie when she dyed it).
Negative-Blondes are dumb. Like the other stereotype there are people who live up to this (Paris Hilton) and people who don't (Margaret Thatcher).

Blondes can have platinum, reddish, golden or ashen hair and can be pretty, ugly, smart or dumb.

by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013

Blonde

Someone who is blonde is very stupid and most of the time annoying sometimes they are skets

Omg look at that blonde she thinks if she sucks him off then she’ll get £100 she’s such a stupid fuck

by Callum innit wagwan November 12, 2018

blonde

KELSEY, Not so smart person, Doesnt get complicated things like 4-19

OMG look at that blonde run into the pole for the 6th time this week.

by Thegabstar12 June 13, 2008

Blonde

people who odnt no how 2 spell dammit rite they spell it damnit(dam-Knit)

wow Brittany is sooooo Blonde she cant spell dammit rite! wat a whore!

by emoness/awesomeness/yourface May 29, 2009

blonde

the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock

Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there
Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb!!
Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect
Guy2- True my friend!

by clubboy010 December 16, 2009

blonde

The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.

Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.

Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010