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show cock then block

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
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Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006
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opp block

(your or your "gangs") opposition or opps area
yo G beg we lurk in my mans opp block
by yungG24S July 25, 2017
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Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.
Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!
by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013
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Writers Block

I had it when writing this
I have Writers Block because I cant think of anything to write in this Example box
by Xboxophobia December 31, 2010
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Block Away Beauty

A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
"Yeah, I saw her in a bar last night. She's not pretty at all. She's a Block Away Beauty."
by Andre Nacmanie October 13, 2008
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Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
by Riconator September 26, 2009
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