Blitz Team

The Blitz Team is a certain group of people that follow Mr. Bruce Blitz on YouTube and other social media outlets.

These fans are made up of sports fans and pro wrestling fans.

I have just joined the Blitz Team.
You should join the Blitz Team.

by Mr. Blitz Team December 16, 2013

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006

blitted

stoned out of your mind

this L got me fucking blittedddddd

by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006

wisconsin blitzkrieg

A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.

"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"

"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "

by WORSTCOMEDY March 28, 2015

Dial up a blitz

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

by PNash December 11, 2009

The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

by Xurria July 8, 2012

blitterverse

The section of the twitterverse frequented by African-Americans. A place where you can learn how events are perceived by the black community.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson died? The blitterverse is bumpin' with tributes.

by Brother X April 5, 2010