Bark Muscle

The bark muscle is the muscle which causes a dogs butthole to contract when he barks.

His bark muscle was popping like corn due to the presence of an intruder.

by Carcasshunter May 31, 2021

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

Tan Bark Kid

A grubby, snotty nosed child generally from a low social economic background that can be identified by the way they play by themselves in the tan bark at the playground.

a high class family such as us would never encourage our children to play with the Tan Bark Kid. He has a rats tail and no shoes on.

by Thefried1 June 18, 2018

bark

to speak loudly and usually belligerently without knowing what in the fuck you are talking out.

What the fuck is he barking about now?

by vanuel February 3, 2004

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.

Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009