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Blanched

Blanched is an insult used to express someone being dipped in boiling water.
Get blanched on kid.
by 24tanks January 24, 2021
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Blanch On Top

🅱️🔛🔝 is where all the crazy stuff happens . It’s so crazy. You zoom in on a bomb fire 300 metres away and record the Garda.sean
Holly shit 🅱️🔛🔝 blanch on top
by Topplestidelers May 21, 2021
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Blanche

Blanche is a generally insane dog, who bites, barks, uses the potty inside, and torchures other dogs relentlessly.
Me: No Blanche!!!
Blanche: (in dog) shut up, human!!! This is my fricking house.
by HummerBummerlivson May 26, 2021
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Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
by smoking & vaping is for losers November 17, 2025
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Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
by King_rar March 8, 2025
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Blanching

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.
Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Blanching

A kink where you hire a black guy to throw a bucket of ice water on both of your naked bodies during intercourse and he horses you to eat your own pants
Am I blanching? Girl we blanching!
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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