Blanching, the posh term of firing through a fuck load of gear without knowing what youre doing or talking about.
Shall we blanch?
by Jeff2.0 September 24, 2019
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by KATHRYN KEIL April 27, 2022
Get the Cian soliday Blanche mug.The word "Blanche" means to cringe to the point of involuntary physical reaction. It is the extreme end of cringing. For example, you might say "I Blanched when I saw the TLC's first kiss video" The word "Blanche" can also be used as a verb to describe the act of causing someone to have this ungodly reaction. For example, you might say "His terrible jokes always make me Blanche" Overall, the word "Blanche" is a strong and vivid way to describe a negative involuntary traumatic emotional reaction.
Brie: "OMG did you see the tiktok Jordan posted about her crush on Joe Biden??"
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*
by Nebaiot December 11, 2022
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Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Get the Blanched mug.A stunningly beautiful girl that’s almost too perfect for the word. She brings life into every room and may not know it, but people often think about her. Her beauty makes her irresistible to everyone, and her funny personality will make you laugh on the darkest day. Anne Blanche is the definition of perfect.
by thelitsavage February 6, 2018
Get the anne blanche mug.A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.
Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)
Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
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