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Bamboukjian

A Bamboukjian is a native African herbivorous bird only found within the high tree-tops of Asia.

It is one of the soul reasons why the Norwegian Forest Cat is going extinct, as the Bamboukjian eats all the Forest Rodents, leaving the Norwegian Forest Cat to starve.

The Bamboukjian's faeces is bright green, and when roasted and mixed with civet pulp, produces one of the worlds most expensive and low production varieties of coffee.
Hey lets follow that Bamboukjian, maybe we'll be lucky to collect some of its shit and sell it for a nice price.
by Lightning Boots September 9, 2012
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Bamboo Gremlin

A derogatory term for Vietnamese people.

Stems from the Vietnam War when the Vietnamese soldiers made bamboo traps.
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are Bamboo Gremlins!
by Weeaboobie August 3, 2017
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Bamboozlee

One who is the target of bamboozlment
Ryan tried to lay the pipe but Mary just wanted to cuddle. He was the bamboozlee.
by spartan998 June 2, 2018
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bamboo shoot

PLZ spare me 1 min of your life - first : watch 10s worth of one punch man S1 E2 at 16:42mins ;)
you back yet ??

right.... a bamboo shoot is that feelin !! When your wrapped up tight in somin but ya head is still pokin thro ….. it can be reference to any sorta scenario
M8 1 : 'mate i'm pretty chill all wrapped in dis blanket - ma tootsies are warm and me head cool - ideal'
M8 2: ' yeh ur like a bamboo shoot - it's pretty dope ain't it'
by Custard&mayo February 25, 2019
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bamboo koala

man lies like a bamboo stick (straight on his back) while the girl bear hugs him from the side. BAMBOO KOALA.
i’m gonna bamboo koala the fuck out of you.
by ghastlyderpy December 29, 2021
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dramatosis bambosis

is a common condition among new yorkers that is characterized by excessively dramatic reactions that are disproportionate to the situation at hand. Symptoms usually include but are not limited to, strange noises in place of words(such as ugggghhhhh), rolling of the eyes and in extreme cases stomping of the feet.
Dramatosis bambosis is highly contagious and there is no known cure.
a tomatoe flies by you and your neighbor catches it and some happens to squirt on you. Someone with Dramatosis Bambosis might stand up throw a water bottle threaten to squirt ketchup and then yelp out a loud UGH and stomp away never to return to the table
by Vanessa Wright September 27, 2007
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Shanghai Bamboo Chute

When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.
"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."
by squeaalerrrrr May 16, 2018
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