BIF

Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.

Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!

by Ariel52 January 27, 2021

BIF

Boutique investment firm.

You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”

by dvnprt April 7, 2022

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

bifs

when something is cool, a vibe, or chill

Ts was mad bifs

by A_R5619 January 30, 2025

Bif

A UK term for a joint or a splif

You wanna go smoke a fat bif?

by UrMumsJuicyPussy July 15, 2021

BIF

Acronym for Before I Forget. A useful pretext to use when messaging someone with information that you want someone to know but are afraid you will forget it if you do not share it then and there with the relevant person. Useful strategy used by those with attention deficits.

(Message to partner, house mate etc).

BIF. I put a load of washing in the clothes washer but had to leave before it finished. Can you please put it in the dryer for me.

by Redefining literally, bad idea November 23, 2023