mok bif

is a liverpool slang meaning smoking cigarettes/biff

“let’s go down an mok bif”

by gaŷ December 29, 2018

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Bif

A cooler and easier way of saying the abbreviation for boyfriend instead of BF, usually used in a homosexual relationship

“You what are you doing”
“Hold on, I’m on the phone with the Bif

by Beaireglov July 17, 2019

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bif bof

Some random shit you express when you don't know what to say.

Bif bof, how are you today?

by WaffleBaffle September 10, 2017

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Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.

Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!

by Ariel52 January 27, 2021

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bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

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BIF

Acronym for Before I Forget. A useful pretext to use when messaging someone with information that you want someone to know but are afraid you will forget it if you do not share it then and there with the relevant person. Useful strategy used by those with attention deficits.

(Message to partner, house mate etc).

BIF. I put a load of washing in the clothes washer but had to leave before it finished. Can you please put it in the dryer for me.

by Redefining literally, bad idea November 23, 2023

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