brass band

An extension on the rusty trombone where a man recieves analingus (ie. a rusty trombone) and a blow job (ie. playing the horn).

Dude, I had two sluts up in the bedroom and they were totally playing in the brass band. Vanessa was blowing my horn, when Melissa started tounging my cornhole.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

band director

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.

"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"

by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011

Bandana

The stupid thing KSI wears on his head to hide his humongous forehead

Person 1: Yo you seen KSI's new vid
Person 2: Damn he be posting now. Is he still wearing that bandana
Person 1:Yeah fam to hide his forehead

by Yourforeheadisbigfam July 11, 2019

Social Band-Aid

A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.

Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.

by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009

bandawkward

Used to describe an awkward event which takes places in the band room or involving band related persons.

Also pronounced "ban-awkward"

Band geek one: Dude, Ron just took off his pants in the lockerroom.
Band geek two: That's bandawkward.

by JanMGII April 16, 2007

Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.

James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.

by bandrepairs February 3, 2010

Band-Maid

A talented all-female band from Japan.

Person 1: Did you hear the new Band-Maid song?
Person 2: Yes!

by TeaN'All November 21, 2019