beveragize

(v.) beveragize

1. to drink alcohol aimlessly through boredom.
2. to relax with the use of alcohol

With her day off, she decided to stay home and beveragize.

by PixarSky June 6, 2020

Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.

This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party

by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021

Hebrewed beverage

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

by QuacksO November 18, 2023

furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability

by tuck (quick-fire) Johnson May 8, 2010

raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.

The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.

by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018