A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
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A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.
Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."
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Get the The Bert and Ernie mug.Doing 1/4th range of motion bench press with inverted bar path. This targets the rotator cuffs and strengthens them so you will have rotator cuffs of steel. This also targets the lockout portion of the bench press, since alot of people struggle locking out the weight.
Yo, look at that guy he is bert pressing 160kg, what an animal. He says he takes steroids, but i bet he is fake enhanced.
by Bert Press May 30, 2023
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by SuperSaintMan April 17, 2010
Get the The Bert mug.Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
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