When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006
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Preppy Kid: Where should we go if we want to look rich, not throw snowballs, and kill off fun?
Another Preppy Kid: I'm way ahead of you. I already have our names on the extensive waiting list for Gill St. Bernard's.
Another Preppy Kid: I'm way ahead of you. I already have our names on the extensive waiting list for Gill St. Bernard's.
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A super wealthy town in Somerset County where everybody is a successful doctor, lawyer, or entrepreneur. It is a town of wealth, sophistication, and people who like to showcase the latest showcases of Burberry, Lacoste, and J Crew. The houses are some of the most beautiful mansion estates in the country that such celebrities as Meryl Streep, Whitney Houston, Jackie Kennedy, Marc Ecko, and Mike Tyson, not to mention the Prince of Monaco, have called home. The town has a very quaint downtown with the best bagels in New Jersey at the Bagel Bin. Most people own oceanfront shore houses that they spend most of the summer at. It is such a common occurrence to see a Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Maserati on the road that nobody turns their head at them. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, BMW, or Rolls Royce are a must. Anything less is frowned upon. The schools are some of the best public schools in the country. It's always entertaining to drive into the high school parking lot to see kids who drive much more expensive cars than the teachers. There are a few spanish people living on the edge of town that mow the lawns, but otherwise everyone ignores them and tries to run them over in the crosswalks for population control.
Typical kids from Bernardsville:
"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund
"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a 50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes* Loser...
"Poor Girl" goes home and cries her eyes out while doing coke
"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund
"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a 50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes* Loser...
"Poor Girl" goes home and cries her eyes out while doing coke
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Get the Bernardstrom mug.“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”
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Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
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Get the Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard mug.One of the wealthiest towns in the USA, although it still have a decent amount of middle and upper middle class areas. There are like a few streets near downtown where the illegal aliens are all packed into. Basking Ridge people are envious of Bernardsville because it is actually a real town and not attempting to be one. Basking Ridge's downtown sucks ass in comparison. To set the record straight on which town is richer.
Per Capita Income
Basking Ridge: $74,290
Bernardsville: $82,282
Laguna Beach: $85,485
Beverly Hills: $107,796
Greenwich, CT: $112,981
There High School just got a huge expansion even though enrollment is down. This is due to the out of touch populace who still send their kids to private school even though the public schools are some of the best in the State.
Meryl Streep grew up here.
Per Capita Income
Basking Ridge: $74,290
Bernardsville: $82,282
Laguna Beach: $85,485
Beverly Hills: $107,796
Greenwich, CT: $112,981
There High School just got a huge expansion even though enrollment is down. This is due to the out of touch populace who still send their kids to private school even though the public schools are some of the best in the State.
Meryl Streep grew up here.
Bernardsville Kid: You Basking Ridge kids are always talkin' trash about our movie theatre being shitty, yet here you are again watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid....Fags.
Basking Ridge Kids: At least we are getting $500,000 trust funds when we turn 21.
Bernardsville Kid: Yep, you'll be working for me. (classier Bernardsville kid won't so crass as to actually mention the size of his trust fund) $10,000,000
Basking Ridge Kids: At least we are getting $500,000 trust funds when we turn 21.
Bernardsville Kid: Yep, you'll be working for me. (classier Bernardsville kid won't so crass as to actually mention the size of his trust fund) $10,000,000
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