this is a school filled with fuck boys and over dramatic white girls and a lot of cook islands. the cook isalands are the scary ones of the school just stay out of their way. pot and weed can also be smoked in the bathrom and behind the quantaf building you just need lot of people.
by holafart October 27, 2018
Get the bentley park colleaguemug. A Jaguar XJ6.
Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.
Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.
See also 'Leigh Park Jag'
Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.
Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.
See also 'Leigh Park Jag'
'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'
'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'
'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'
by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
Get the Leigh Park Bentleymug. a rapper no name (jay-z) who has comercialised rap and is livin the rich life style but still thinks hes in the ghetto
by tom clayton January 19, 2008
Get the suck on my bentleymug. Picture a man who's basically Harvey Specter's long-lost brother, minus the lawyer fees. His communication style is either sharing his thoughts like he's being paid by the word (he talks a lot about business), or he's doing his best impression of a mime. There's no in-between, think Schrödinger's conversationalist.
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
by anonymous February 9, 2025
Get the Bentleymug. Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone
by Toy plate September 28, 2019
Get the Bentley keelingmug. Miranda Bently can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. She cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient, so dont wind her up! Also, Miranda Bentley is determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others:)
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.
^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.
^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
by someonespecial2205 December 5, 2011
Get the Miranda Bentleymug. by jirojiro October 29, 2020
Get the Bentleymug.