bench pussy

a tall seemingly muscular person who lies on the bench in the gym and contrary to expectations is able to lift a ridiculously light amount of weight

damn! that big black dude from Ghana is bench pressing only 20 kg. it looks like hes lifting doughnuts. what a bench pussy!

by maanu November 16, 2011

bench me

When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.

Guy1: a chick asked me to bench me
Guy2:how was it?
Guy1:not particularly enjoyable

by randyronny November 28, 2016

bench spot

ultimatly the worst smoke spot ever.
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one

"lets go to bench spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."

by ftwyeeniggayeee October 14, 2008

Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.

"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"

by street_thrilla March 22, 2009

Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

by Bench Warmer June 22, 2006

Bench Fit

The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.

Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.

by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009

Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green

Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.

by Sall back April 19, 2017