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Luca Bedford

likes to think he’s above alternative music; is ‘not like other boys’; main choice of flirtation tactic is Negging; needs to STFU
“Have you heard of Smashing Pumpkins?” He asked. I looked up and there before me stood Luca Bedford. “Here is a list of bands you should listen to that you didn’t ask for. I’m gonna change Afda haha lol did I mention I don’t believe in space?”
by The Basic Thot August 28, 2019
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hoes before bros

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.
"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."
by msizzle88 October 8, 2007
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Before Party

It is the opposite of an after-party. Also known as pregaming.
Phil: Yo! What are we doing tonight?
Jeremy: lets go to that party.
Phil: Wait, lets throw a before party
Jeremy: YEAH DUDE
*they high five*
by GTBS April 9, 2010
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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bros before hoes

A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.
Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
by mahmoud amidemajad June 9, 2007
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bemho

Girl: Whats that?
You: Oh shit its just a bemho baby.
by 4:20_all_day August 16, 2004
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