beeflord

Likes to ride butt-cheeks. A man that likes to be between someone's beefs.

That guy is such a beeflord.

I'd like to be that guy's beeflord.

I hate that beeflord

by not Byprest at all December 5, 2007

Beelzebud

Deathly potent weed, known to cause retardation if used in excess

Larry smoked so much Beelzebud that he has to wear a diaper to sleep now

by tulipsniper November 13, 2007

beebler

inserting one's big toe in another's anus

what's your favorite type of penetration?

"oh, i much prefer the beebler!"

by el beeble July 18, 2009

Beelzebub

All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.

As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.

by SKAAA December 25, 2006

Beelz

Short for Beelzebub, AKA the Devil or Satan, according to a song by Stephen Lynch titled by the same name.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz!

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

beerlingual

being able to speak a second language fluently but only speaking it when you're drunk

yo did u know mike can speak spanish? yea, only when he's plastered though, he's beerlingual

by big c-dog June 13, 2006

beerlo

A game including beer and halo

The basic setup is a halo game 1v1 with the winning score being 5. Every time you die you must take a swig of beer. If there is a shutout (5-0) the loser must drink down his entire beer.

Multiple players can play with other friends choosing who will represent them in the game, if there chosen friend dies they must take a swig too.

Person 1: Yo lets go play some beerlo!
Person 2: yeahhh!
Person 1: Alright lets go!

by citrustaco December 20, 2008