Bed Lust

The unrequited yearning to return to bed AFTER you've arrived at work.

My bed lust is outta control this morning

by A-mazian85 May 5, 2011

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011

bed booms

When you shit yourself in bed

Daniel why did I find bed booms in the sheets again?!

by Julie Penguin January 7, 2015

Bed Slug

When you stay in bed for so long you get a bit sticky/clammy, like a slug.

My girlfriend is such a bed slug.

by poofiepoop May 14, 2016

Smoking bed bugs

The act of smoking a bed bug to get high.

Diane says he has been smoking bed bugs in the basement of Southern!

by Jspringz August 21, 2020

bed of roses

an easy life, a pleasant place to work or stay

Who said that retirement is a bed of roses?

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Bed Day

A day devoted to nothing but having lots of sex in bed for the whole day.

This could be due to cold weather, so to warm up, sheer hornyness or lack of sexual activity form partner being away.

"Hay lets have a bed day today ;)"

by Phillip_phillipson December 13, 2012