Because Minecraft 

The only excuse that is always valid.

"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."

"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."

Because Minecraft by 360Genius April 29, 2021

Because I said so 

An intellectually dishonest response used, usually by parents, to justify making a child comply with an ostensibly irrational directive which the child finds objectionable or in an effort to terminate an argument they find inconvenient. Anyone who makes this argument demands respect while not giving it. They will not tolerate temper tantrums while having them.

If your only reason is "because I said so" a child over a certain age should refuse to accept the reasoning. This reasoning is insulting and bullying and is only used to defend a position that makes no rational sense.

Children are capable of critical thought at a young age and usually will listen to sound argumentation.

Kid: "Mom, why should I do objectionable order?"
Mom: Just do it.
Kid: I just want to know why. It doesn't make sense.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: I know what you said, I just want valid reasons.
Mom: Because I said so.
Kid: You're being intellectually dishonest.
Mom: Flips out.

Because I said so by anonymous March 30, 2023

Because you like SUGA 

Because you like SUGA

Because you like SUGA

Because you like SUGA by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Because I'm better than you 

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

Because I'm better than you by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

Because the world is round

A variation of the response because you touch yourself at night; answers to any "why" question that is asked.

Adam: Why is it when you mix ammonia with hydrogen chloride you get something that is actually edible?
Me: Because the world is round

Because the world is round by harpake September 24, 2009

Because it's Call of Duty 

The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.

1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.

Because it's Call of Duty by Getting R*ped by COD August 7, 2011

Because It's Tuesday 

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

Because It's Tuesday by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014