Beaver

A girl who, the only thing she wants from you is your penis.

That beaver was all over me at the club.

by Thomas Freeman November 20, 2006

Beaver

A ugly girl who is actually disgusting with big sticky outy teeth and often gets food stuck on them.

'Ughhh. she tryedd to kiss me but i pulled away thank god! she was SUCHH a beaver!'

by tilesonyourbathroomfloor January 19, 2009

Beaver

Its the sexiest man alive. A person that has a jacked up mud truck that live in the country.

Damn that's 1 sexy redneck Beaver!

by abicales February 7, 2010

Beaver

A Man wearing a skarf and singing a *Nsync song. He may look gay, but your wrong hes a straight hockey stick.

"Hey Dude, look at the beaver."

by SoSaysHim December 6, 2006

The Beaver

A person who has teeth that resemble a beaver, known to be a complete douche bag and poser who pretends everyone likes them, when in reality, everybody thinks he is an annoying fag. Also, they are homosexual and can also be called a wood eater.

The beaver is such a loser; all his "friends" hate him.

by IAMMYTHIC18 January 10, 2010

Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Beaver Waterfall

A beaver waterfall is when a woman lies down in the bathtub, places both legs on the wall, places her vagina underneath the faucet, and uses running water to masterbate.

Sheila was feeling very lonely after watching "Murder, She Wrote" so she decided it was time for a beaver waterfall.

by Michael_Scarn June 6, 2015