take me down to the basement

Take me down to the basement is a song from Sam and Cat. Let’s play a game! Get to the end of the song. (NO CHEATING)

Take me down to the basement
Fill the bucket with cheese
Tickle your mother with a pucker fish
Kiss a rhinoceros and give a wish
Because it’s noodle soup for the sailors
And for the ones in the rain
And we won’t, won’t pay for this song because it’s in public domain! :D

by FamePlaysYT November 19, 2019

In the Basement

A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.

Bill: Hey have you seen Jimmy?

Ted: Yeah, he's off playing D&D with some freinds, but don't tell anyone because he's totally in the basement.

by ninjarabbi May 10, 2010

Basement Bum

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...

Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...

by RVB123 April 20, 2010

Baheema

Plain ole idiot...thick headed,stubborn,retarded,no brain,air head,fatima,etc..

used by libyans on the regular..

what a baheema...

Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...

tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head

Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..

by hamids October 8, 2006

Basementation

Camping and/or cramming numerous bodies (people and pets alike) in a homeslice's basement for a particularly awesome weekend.

"I would much rather go on an extra basementation than go to another townie wedding."

by basement squatter September 28, 2012

Ball Basement

nutsack, flesh bag housing the sperm rich testicles.

I will speed bag your ball basement.

by Laser (From American Gladiators) July 6, 2005

wet basement

The result of one urinating in his or her sexual partner's rectum.

Rico: Cindy is such a whore man! Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!

by Undertaker418 August 27, 2009