Barry

A bright, beeutiful young fellow, hello! He loves the beech but hates getting wet. He's never afraid to bee himself. Also a strong beeliever in beestiality.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.

by According to all known laws of January 02, 2017

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Barrie

Barrie, Ontario is a "city" about 90 km north of Toronto, which, unlike Barrie, you've probably heard of before. And the reason you haven't heard of Barrie is because it's a boring, disgusting hole. They brag because their so-called economy (dealing mostly with selling crack) is booming and their population is exploding. In reality, no one wants to live there, and no one cares. It's ugly, the people are ugly and it's a disgrace to the GTA. Everyone from Barrie talks like a dirty truck driver. The place sickens me. Never go there.

Barrie friend: Hey man, you should come to Barrie this weekend.
Oakville friend: No man, I'm rich. I don't go to Barrie.

by Rohan/Sandeep K. January 10, 2007

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