baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

plea bargaining

A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.

In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Water ballooning

When you pee inside her while wearing a condom.

He was water ballooning her at her family's summer get together.

by chicken jocko March 26, 2026

win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.

1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.

by lastray February 23, 2011

Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell

I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!

by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016

Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.

I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.

by Srzbzns December 10, 2018

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.

by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021