Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010

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A Braeton may yell something very stupid when an important person is walking by.

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Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

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A simple computer that you can buy that usually includes the motherboard, case, a stick of RAM, and a floppy drive. You need to buy other components such as the operating system to make it work.

I bought a barebone system from a local computer store last week.

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Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

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