Bathtub Drunk

The act of being so drunk that you can not remember the part of the night where you punched your friend in the face, took off your shirt and went to sleep in the bathtub.

I was just having a couple drinks, next thing I know I'm waking up shirtless in the tub. I was totally bathtub drunk.

by Samuel J. O'Brien January 13, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012

baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.

Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers

by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017

Baptemal

A living legend who’s made mistakes

U absolute fucking baptemal

by Conor, Oisin, Jack October 27, 2019

Bahtiyar

Bahtiyar is a true top G. he's making so much money, that he spoils his friends with it. He can fight 10 Italians at once, also he isn't scared of dangerous animals like scorpions. He's the most independent human being, he can cook, clean and earn his own money, unfortunately he also has a heart of gold, where he tries to prevent everyone from being hurt. If this isn't already enough he also has a massive Stick with him. His biggest weaknesses are his physics but overall he's the top G, the Man and the Winner. We all should appreciate that we live at the same time as he lives.

Bahtiyar the Top G
Bahtiyar the Man
Bahtiyar where the B stands for BIG

by UrDreamBoy007 August 9, 2022

Craigavon Bathtub

Colloquialism of Northern Ireland, originating in the Craigavon area.

A makeshift firepit (or small bonfire) using old disposed household utilities. These include, but are not limited to: bathtubs, washing machine drums, barrel etc.

NB:- Fires ignited may be accomplished by any means, most notably with petrol/ gasoline and scrap wood.

Went down to the Meadows and saw a wee Craigavon Bathtub flickering away in the fog.

OR

C'mon, start up a Craigavon Bathtub with this here tumble-drier drum.

by HARD LADSSS February 22, 2021