banoony

Apeshit.

"tha whole joint gone banoony!"

by Breadless August 16, 2003

Bantover

The headache and feeling of utter grogginess felt the morning after a night of excessive banter.

Christ, this is the worst bantover I've had in ages!

by The Long Game December 14, 2010

clara barton open school

a horrible school, many people threaten to shoot.

"i go to clara barton open school"
"really? i heard that school sucks."
"it does. all the teachers there are horrible."

by kornlove March 1, 2017

Track Baton

a really big dick that is between 9-12 inches.

Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days

by ItsIssaBitch June 12, 2018

chappie baton

Dog shit.

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.

by Poopwords August 19, 2018

Ohio Baton Twirler

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010