Bandos

A really overhyped and over visited island in the Maldives that has really expensive and boring activities. Also rhymes with Nando’s.

Miguel: “I heard you went to the Maldives recently?”

Joshua: “Yeah, I went to the Bandos.”

Miguel: “Ew.”

by froggo vibe April 6, 2023

Bando brain

When one's self has stop striving for anything outside of being homeless; Someone that has claimed a place or property their own but doesn't; the state of mind one often has after homelessness as they hoard, steal, and lie for no reason.

The amount of food he hid in his closet only points to him having bando brain.

by Goatee FOE November 23, 2022

Bando Bitch

Irvine Dekeya aka Zimthetics/Kiwithetics

There's the Bando Bitch

by its_problematic August 10, 2022

Bando

Slur for band kids

"Screw you ya bando"

by PJSans March 15, 2024

Bando

A gang affiliated trap spot.

Guys, let’s hit up Yusra’s bando fr.

by Abzfam January 2, 2023

Bando

Real ass nigga on cord

Ngl this nigga Bando really a real ass nigga

by Doitftbando April 28, 2023

screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.

It’s always good business with Screw Bando.

by VouchForTx March 14, 2019