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Bananas

Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.
Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me.

I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas

I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas

My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her
by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 6, 2013
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Cool Bananas

Another phrase to use as opposed to saying, Everything is fine. Can also be used as confirmation. Can be used as acknowledgement or and expression.
Can we meet at midnight? Reply saying "cool bananas"
When one sees something appealing express "Cool bananas!"
by justbmw August 26, 2006
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Bananas In Pajamas

A television show featuring large talking bananas that would run around in their night clothes in public during broad daylight. I used to watch it sometimes when I was around 4 when I got pretty bored. I thought it sucked then, so if I'm any example kids don't even like it. I remember someone trying to swim in a bench on that show.
Bananas
In Pajamas
Are COMing down the stairs!

The Bananas In Pajamas want to kill you.
by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005
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bajanus

peepee hole, vagina hole (where the penirs goes) and anus hole at once.
use it when you don't have time to say all the other words
"My bajanus hurts "( after sex)
"Where from the bajanus do babies slip out of?"
by Bajanuscreator July 12, 2016
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afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together
Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021
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banan bananasen

He is a bjarte leithaug stan. he is hated by everyone and he will probably get addicted to opium soon.
-Have you heard about banan bananasen?
-That ugly fella?
-ye.
-ye
by banan bananasen January 20, 2022
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Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas
People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017
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