Bamboo

Bamboo( lat: Bambusa vulgaris, srb: bambus)
A person who is often dumb or clueless and asks stupid questions.

James: Can you tell me where Paris is?
Tom: Isn't it capital of Europe?
James: No Tom you absolute bamboo

by Cookie ice cream March 22, 2023

bamboo

from the Kenyan slang word for gun.

The guy came to the club strapped with the bamboo.

by Taiuno September 28, 2022

Bamboo

Matt roses cat

Bamboo just ate a furby

by June 26, 2024

Bamboo

Where when you get told not to do something and it makes you want to do it more.

She told me not to talk to him but it bambooed and now we’re talking.

by manicgirl January 24, 2024

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 14, 2024

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

by V-Popp April 15, 2015

Lucky Bamboo

A street word for 'celery'

You got any more of that lucky bamboo? I'm desperate for my fix.

by JimmyTheGinger September 13, 2020