Bamboo

Bamboo is anyone with a big thick penis usually has a name like Leroy or jamayne

Bamboo is used in sexual activity

by U don’t know me October 5, 2020

Yummy bamboo

A term used by Pandas for bamboo that is very yummy

Panda:”Hmmm Yummy bamboo”.
Red Panda:*Red panda noise*

by A possum possum January 2, 2021

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

Bamboo

Matt roses cat

Bamboo just ate a furby

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Bamboo

bamboos are an amazing fandom! their idol is elliana walmsley! there might be toxic bamboos but all they really want to do is support elliana through the hard times 🦋

i love being in the bamboo fandom!

by vescbyrsxcbiutdxv March 20, 2022

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 3, 2018