ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

Ballistic

Is liteary a Friday Night Funkin' mod chart song. And also it's literally crazy at all time.

Basically you'll get blue-balled within no time when playing that.

BF: beep bop beep skdoo beep
Whitty: fuck you imma go ballistic baababbabaoaboaababakabziabajaaoabaibaiabaiabaiajaiabajahaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by EdgeGD March 23, 2021

Ballistic

Just a song in an fnf mod where a bomb then goes crazy and plans on killing two little kids.

Person 1: omg whitty is going ballistic

Person 2: who the hell is whitty
Person 1: never talk to me again

by Ruvsexual >=D June 29, 2021

Ballistic

Friday Night Funkin'
it means someone who is so mad

I AM BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
but i didn't even do anything..
waht ;-;

by what king July 21, 2021

Ballistic

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUNNY BOMB MBANADNMNM HAHHAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDASHFSADGJFASDGFASDYGFHYGASDGHAADADFHADFKL;ADFJK L

whitty funny

Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*

by The_Condutor July 29, 2021

bullistics

Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.

One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.

by QuacksO January 22, 2023

ballistic castration

Shooting one's testicles with a firearm

-How did he lose his balls?

-He performed ballistic castration on himself.

by Dudeman338 April 5, 2023