pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

by JParry June 20, 2007

The Baber

When you rail a girl so hard that you simultaneously give her a concussion and UTI.

On my birthday, I gave my girl the baber.

by Atrain October 11, 2020

Badgering

The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.

"Hey, come to _____'s party?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."

"No, I've got better things to do."

"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."

"NO, fucking stop badgering me."

by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010