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bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox
When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.
by David Marcucci August 30, 2007
mugGet the baconmug.

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet
by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009
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bacon

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.
by The Los October 7, 2004
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Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.
"I just got a right bad baconing from John."
by Wight Trash December 29, 2012
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Bacon

n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).
Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?

Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"

Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."

Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"

Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"
by IFFY January 26, 2015
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Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.
Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*
by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010
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Bacon

That bacon was so good I swear I could never be a vegetarian
by Jason da destroyer February 7, 2018
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