Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

by Nefarious! February 03, 2010

Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

by afishypuss November 23, 2009

bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

by David Marcucci August 24, 2007

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 26, 2009

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 07, 2004

Bacon

1. An oppressed person or group.

2. The most oppressed and hated group on Roblox.

No more oppression! Rise up, all my Bacons rise up!

How did those team C Bacons win the game?

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Such is the life...of a Bacon.

by FunRunner June 01, 2018