a little bit too much cheese on the taco 

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

a little bit too much cheese on the taco by BobSallas May 3, 2005

doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

doing my bit for the child effort by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat by Usebleach January 17, 2021

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

choice bit of calico

1920's slang for desirable women, sexy, hot

"Damn, that girl...choice bit of calico for sure"

choice bit of calico by zaaaazadodoewew November 2, 2014

Chicken Bit 

A control bit stored in a register, used in ASICs and other integrated circuits to disable or enable features within a chip .

This is done for debugging and troubleshooting.

We couldn't figure out the issue with branch prediction , so we flipped a chicken bit and disabled it altogether

Chicken Bit by coaxialgamer March 23, 2018

Charlie Bit My Finger 

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years

"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!

Charlie Bit My Finger by CBMFD July 26, 2010