nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022

Aston

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

by kaston for life October 28, 2020

Aston

The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the Whaley WHOPPER, the slobber knocker, the knickers dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the master of disaster, the king of sting, the main event, the problem, the problem solver, the planet, the ineffable!!.. …,
You get what I’m saying!!
SOZ!!

“The best there is, the best there ever was abd the best there ever will be !” aka ASTON

SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 31, 2023

Astonned

Astonned. To be astonned at a comment or question.

Ray: I am astonned
Jim: Do you mean Astonished?
Ray: A S T O N N N N E D
Jim: A S T O N N N N E D

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

Aston Meledo

He is a Try hard and is soooooo sweaty and does Art extension and Music he wants to be the best in the class

Aston meledo the try hard

by Aston Meledo March 11, 2019