Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 7, 2010

Dipshit Asswipe

Dipshit Asswipe Is primarily used as a n insult

"You're such a Dipshit Asswipe' sighed Billy

by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017

Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.

Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

asswipe stripe

The stripe (or strip) of hair growing from the bottom of the lip. The cultivated and extended soul patch or D-bag tag that grows down the chin and occasionally underneath it.

Dude, I hope that's food caught in that guy's asswipe stripe.

by General Burns December 9, 2008

asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

joe asswipe

A person named Joe who acts like a asswipe

Joe Asswipe stop looking a Riley

by fewfjb June 1, 2017

viper the asswiper

viper's true name

oh hey its viper the asswiper

by Joe Schmo III December 23, 2018