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Assclown

A: What a total Assclown.

B: What’s an assclown??
A: Desiree McMillen. Obviously.
by DocDrill’N’Fill June 20, 2019
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Assclown

Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.

Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
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Assclown

When a girl wearing heavy makeup eats someone’s booty and leaves makeup marks on the ass of which they were eating
Damn girl you left an assclown on my booty
by Ohstinkytoes June 11, 2018
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Assclown

A person that doesn't really know what's going on in life. Usually a Sandy. Almost like a Karen but not as entitled.
This assclown doesn't know how to ride her car correctly. She must be a Sandy.
by Slip drinks go me July 16, 2021
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Demonrats don't know what the hell they are talking about,make stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone, (other then other assclowns) think this about them.
by Crotchety Old Grouch May 16, 2020
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bald assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.
by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
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Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.
by Patriot American January 11, 2021
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