Asspon

When you’re sweaty and you put toilet paper between your butt cheeks; a tampon for your ass.

“I use an asspon whenever I go to the gym.”

by flexmaster01 December 6, 2019

Asspotato

When a wedgie is so deep that your first attempt at un-wedging it fails. Must take at least two tries.

-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato

"Yo you see that girl over there digging at her wedgie? "Nah bro. That's some serious asspotato"

by Ididntsayscream November 1, 2021

Asspow

When you try anal with someone who embodies Rambo and treats your ass like the enemy.

Janet made a banana bread then let her husband asspow her into the next decade.

by Rogerin March 18, 2022

Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022

asspolice

A Nigga looking for some ass and constantly patrols his local trap for snacks to grub and grind on

Dude #1: "Aye loc, i heard twelve was up in this bitch big dawg! lookin' for someone"
Dude # "Nah, G they was lookin fo' some fat ass! Them mofos the asspolice. They ain't want no trapper you fuckin' nincompoop!"

by Yxung_Drxp July 6, 2022

asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.

Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!

by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023

asshodeo

When it's not the first time someone has demonstrated their skill at being an asshole in public. Similar to "this ain't their first rodeo" but for assholes.

I can tell by your social media posts that this ain't your first asshodeo.

by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023