arsalan

arsalan is a ladies man and is always kind but can be rlly weird at times ut you will learn to love him. hes also like rlly hot :)

i meat this guy named arsalan i think i like him.

by gererehhher May 24, 2022

Arseling

An arseling is a haemorrhoid

I farted so hard, now I have an arseling hanging out. I can’t sit down, I have an arseling. You’re an arseling.

by Kyosduff December 18, 2022

Arsewank

Gun loving American. Often owning many. NRA fanatic.

My mate Keith, he's a right Arsewank. He even cuddles his AR-15 when he sleeps at night.

by Dribblebottom March 30, 2023

Arslan

A person who works long hours, with very little sleep between shifts.

He is an Arslan.

by Dostaaaa April 9, 2023

Arseanal

The smallest club in London, that has fewer European trophies than Tottenham, West Ham, and even Ipswich Town, they are the biggest FA Cup merchants, and when it comes to bigger trophies they always bottle it

Remember how Arseanal bottled the league last season? that was the funniest yet the most painful thing ever to see.

by thekhebslol March 25, 2024

Arsalan

Someone with dark triad features and hunter eyes

Look that guy has a Arsalan

by SAAD217 March 9, 2025

Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March

Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.

by keithArsewank July 5, 2023