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Argentism

(n); The study of reincarnation before life
Description: When u die, your life flashes before your eyes. Then, u wake up in your next life. And that’s why babies cry!!! Think about it, u don’t remember anything as a baby.

Background: Founded by Matt J. Argentino and Russell J. Brueckner on May 9, 2018. The magic happened at JV baseball game in East Meadow.

BE A FOLLOWER!!!!!! BE ARGENTINO!!!!! TODAY!!!!
Bro do u believe in Argentism becuase I am a devoted follower?
by Mystery_Rapist6969 June 4, 2018
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Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.
Bob caught Argentinea in South America
by Jack De January 23, 2009
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Argentinian

To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.
Hey Damo, I belive you had an Argentinian recently so they could do your hemmaroids.
by Barry Howell December 20, 2004
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argentinarican

A person who is a mix of Argentian and Puerto Rican decent.
ex: My mami is puerto rican and my papi is argentinian, so I am an Argentinarican.
by Mami Chula November 8, 2006
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Argentinean missile

When a female takes her partners' poop, then freezes it to make a long dildo out of it then eventually melting in the females vagina. the missile melts in the hot climate-hence Argentinean Missile!
John: Yo bill did you here?
Bill: What?
John: Mary did an argentinean missile with bob last night
Bill: oh thats disgusting! your going to make me puke
John: I heard the missile melted after only 2 minutes!
by James Biggiesmalls October 24, 2010
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argentina

Argentina is the country with more almost-european population, argentinian people hates England...Many argentinos loves U.S.A, and many people doesn't :S...
I'm Argento, then i really love USA and i wanna be an Ilegal Inmigrant...or Legal??
anyway....Brazil it's inferior than us okay??and bolivia too!
Gabriel: Hey Man, I am an Argentinian Legal Inmigrant, i speak British English...
Gonzalo : Yo' Dude...I'm Argentinian too...but i had AMERICANIZED...I'll break ur face South Puto!!
Gabriel: (getting back to Argentina)
by G-Zee! May 3, 2010
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Argenti glasses

These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his well camera See Argentified
Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004
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