apple

an apple is a really yummy fruit that is one of my personal favorites. yum yum!!

Dominque: hey Bailee want an orange?
Me: no thanks I will have an apple yum yum!!

by Bailee Ring September 23, 2006

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 07, 2019

apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene October 22, 2005

apple

Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

by moltovivace February 23, 2005

apple

good

apple crunchy
caveman like apple

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!

'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'

by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017

Apple

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.

I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000

by computerman76 March 10, 2018